The site is, in basic terms, an ongoing blog of random posts that involve either shocking or scandalous text messages. The bi-line of this site is perfection: "Remember that text you shouldn't have sent last night? We do."
There's usually no back and forth or context to them, but they're all equally infectious in their hillarity. If you haven't seen it yet, I highly recommend it, just click here. (Mom, check this one out, now that you're up to speed on your Chuck Norris!)
Below, I've posted some of my favorites for your enjoyment...
(212): i want you now
There's usually no back and forth or context to them, but they're all equally infectious in their hillarity. If you haven't seen it yet, I highly recommend it, just click here. (Mom, check this one out, now that you're up to speed on your Chuck Norris!)
Below, I've posted some of my favorites for your enjoyment...
(212): i want you now
(916): you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
(504): Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
(814): I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
(678): Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
(763): Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
(647): You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
(760): Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
(848): it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
(509): I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
(540): I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
(256): 'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
(319): he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
(918): I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
(619): well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
(516): Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
(484): I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
(917): well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
(818): Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
(541): bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
(480): I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
(614): I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
(407): i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
(774): i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
(919): so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
oh god, there's too many to list. visit the damn site.
j
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