Happy Friday, all!
Can you believe we survived to see the end of the week? Whew! Satan's army of weathermen have forcasted a dreary 50 degree weekend filled with, you guessed it, MORE RAIN! For the love of Jesus, when is this going to STOP!?!?!
Well the answer to that, for us lucky New Englanders, is not as sunshine and rainbows as we'd hoped.
I may have been a little out of the loop lately what with not having cable for the past 5 months, but how did I miss this whole 2012 fiasco that's about to ensue?!
Apparently, in a little over 2 years, the Earth's polar axis will shift and actually REVERSE? What? Um,... WHAT?! Okay, so that's weird as hell. You're telling me, for lack of a better explanation, that in 2 years the north pole will be south, and the south pole, north? How the hell does THAT shit happen?! But better yet, what the HELL are we in for?!
When I went to research this further I found thousands, no, MILLIONS of websites and articles explaining that we're pretty much screwed, and that the world is ending. We're talking apocolyptic, catastrophic events similar to The Day After Tomorrow, minus the Gyllenhaal.
When I excluded all the crazies and theorists, I found the following:
Expect/be prepared for:
- Sudden, large rogue waves in new places
- Sudden hurricanes in unusual places
- Sudden tornadoes out of season
- Extremes of drought, heavy rain, out of season snows, flooding and severe storms
- Mysterious booms, methane flashes, odd underground whomping sounds (um what?!)
- Disrupted cell phone, television and radio signals
- Unusual animal behavior, disrupted species migration patterns
- Unusual increases in violent behavior in human beings (UM WHAT?!)
- Increasingly severe earthquakes
- Rising sea levels (check out NASA's latest article regarding polar cap thinning http://www.nasa.gov/topics/earth/features/polar_thin.html)
- Storm surge on coastlines with no storm apparent
- Increases in freak storms, out of season weather
- (My personal favorite) a 50% increase in moisture (rain/flodding) or a 50% decrease in moisture (drought) depending on your climate - for us here in New England, I bet you can guess which one we got shafted with... that's right folks, bring on the rain.
And when we're done with THAT? Here's what NASA has corroborated as a fun little list of possible issues the Western world will face..
- the loss of electrical power, gas and drinking water
- suspension of medical services
- disruption of government and law enforcement
- the inability to purchase food, fuel, consumer goods, medicine or building supplies
- long-term failure of satellite communications, cell phones, broadcast signals and the internet
Wow. Fantastic. So NASA should pretty much put out a bulletin reading this: You're f'd. Kill yourself.
Any thoughts or ideas, guys? Is this, as some are stating, a general hoax? Are there certain truths to these crazy prophecies? Is it all true? Is our government hiding the real facts from us? I'd love to hear your thoughts...
Paranoid,
J
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Agreed... all of that sounds just plain awful (especially the 'minus the Gyllenhaal' part...
ReplyDeleteThe Mayan's apparently predicted all those years ago that the year 2012 would be the year of our demise. Personally, I think it's quite possible seen as though every year the world becomes more intolerant and angry what with all the attacks on each other daily, not to mention all of the polution and what not.
It seems more like just a superstition to us because we would actually experience it and no one really wants to imagine living through it. So a percentage of people just tell themselves it could never happen while the rest of the population get overly paranoid and start building bomb shelters and stocking up on canned goods lol.
We really won't know anything until it either happens or doesn't. I agree with the paranoia J, once the year 2013 hits and we're all still alive, I'll relax a bit :)
Wow Money.. way to give a girl the chills and make her want to throw up..
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